"TV taught me how to feel now real life has no appeal"~ Marina&the diamonds, Oh No
Aries - vodka
Taurus - grass
Gemini - armpits
Cancer - rain
Leo - new car
Virgo - coffee
Libra - paint
Scorpio - vanilla
Sagittarius - pringles
Capricorn - honey
Aquarius - wet rocks
Pisces - fresh laundry
HONESTLY FUCK YOU FUCK ALL OF YOU FICK U WHY DOES GEMINI ALWAYS GET THE SHITTY ONES IM TIRED OF THIS MY SIGN DOES NOT REFLCT MY PERSONALITY YALL CAN ALL UNFOLLOW ME DAMN FUCK U MAN
So today in Design class the teacher asked if I would demonstrate how to cut a piece of wood at a certain angle and a girl in my class said “Zoe’s great at cutting! You should see her wrist” before I could even react the really quiet girl in my class got out of her seat punched the girl in the face without even saying a word.
I’ve decided to design a line of clothing, and I’m going to call it It Has Pockets. It’s going to be a line of simple dresses and skirts and every single one will have fucking pockets.
We should be funding this
but normal sized pockets. not pockets that can only hold 2 pieces of lint and a grain of rice if you’re lucky
my 4-year-old niece is in that “splattering colors all over the paper” stage of making art. i showed her a piece by Jackson Pollock and told her “this person is really famous, and he made art kind of like you!” but she just looked disinterested and told me “mine has prettier colors.” get wrecked, Jackson Pollock
Entire human race turns out to be some shitty performance art piece by the cosmic equivalent of an overly conceited art major
me while sipping apple juice out of a champagne glass and looking dramatically off into the distance: i’ve had it
